The BadBabies group is in the process of making an alt-ABC's chunky book. I was assigned the letter "N" and the first off the wall N-word that came to mind was Nincompoop. And the first nincompoop that came to mind was....well, here...see for yourself.
This is the front. The image of Pee-Wee has a cool retro-style aqua and white spiral that didn't show up in my scan.
Now I just have to wait patienly until I get my completed ABC book in the mail from Idaho. I LOVE fatbooks!